Regular Season Standings
| Teams | Wins | Losses | Pts. For | Pts. Agst. |
 Death Track Dolls |
1 | 0 | 191 |
112 (+79) |
 Gore-Gore Rollergirls |
1 | 0 | 167 | 110 (+57) |
 Smoke City Betties |
0 | 1 | 110 | 167 (-57) |
 Chicks Ahoy! |
0 | 1 | 112 | 191 (-79) |
After one round of regular season ToRD play, the Death Track Dolls find themselves in the rare position of being on top of the standings. Their impressive victory over the rebuilding Chicks Ahoy! (the first time they’ve done so in a regulation game), has them just ahead of three-time league champs, the Gore-Gore Rollergirls, who have retooled their roster and seem to be weathering a significant off-season roster shakeup. The Smoke City Betties looked a little out of sorts in their opening loss to a surprisingly strong Gores team, but with lots of new pieces in important positions, may have needed time to adjust.
Full results are available here.
Third-year jammer Santilly In Yo Face is atop the rankings for the first time. (Photo by Neil Gunner)
Jammer Quotient Top 10
| Skater | JQ |
| 1. Bellefast (DTD) | 38 |
| 1. Santilly In Yo Face (DTD) | 38 |
| 3. Lexi Con (GGR) | 34 |
| 4. Chevy Chase Her (CA!) | 33 |
| 5. Foxy Sinatra (GGR) | 25 |
| 6. Rainbow Fight (DTD) | 23 |
| 7. Hailey Copter (SCB) | 17 |
| 7. Udre (SCB) | 17 |
| 9. Getcha Kicks (DTD) | 14 |
| 10. Taranosaurus Rex (GGR) | 10 |
Foxy Sinatra averaged 4.4 points per-jam in a strong performance from the usual blocker. (Photo by Greg Russell)
No surprise that the league-leading Dolls have two skaters at the top of the standings. Bellefast and Santilly are 1-2 in league scoring (69 and 66 points respectively) and jammer plus/minus (+63, +25). They switch roles on points per jam leaders with Santilly recording a remarkable 6.0 PPJ, while Bellefast is just behind at 5.3.
Right behind them in the standings is rookie Lexi Con, and rookie-transfer Chevy Chase-Her. Chevy led the league in jam percentage (33%), appearing in more jams than anyone else (she did double duty vs. the Dolls after Roadside BombShel left the game due to her injury). Rainbow Fight, currently 6th despite not being a primary jammer, recorded a remarkable 86% lead percentage against the Chicks. Rounding out the Top 5 is converted blocker Foxy Sinatra, who had a fantastic game with the star despite very limited experience as jammer in her long career.
Complete jammer stats and complete JQ breakdown here.
TEAM LEADERS
Death Track Dolls
Blockers
| Track % | Plus/Minus | Assists | Blocks | Knockdowns |
| Ames To Kill 50% | Rainbow Fight 82 | Scarcasm 8 | Ames to Kill 8 | Audrey Hellborn 3 |
Jammers
| Points | Points Per Jam | Plus/Minus | Jam % | Lead % |
| Bellefast 69 | Santilly In Yo Face 6 | Bellefast 63 | Bellefast 31% | Rainbow Fight 86% |
Gore-Gore Rollergirls
Blockers
| Track % (50%+) |
Plus/Minus | Assists | Blocks | Knockdowns |
| Kandy Barr 56% / Junkie Jenny 54% /Foxy Sinatra 52% /Santa Muerte 50% / |
Foxy Sinatra 63 | Santa 22 | Foxy 11 | Santa 2 /Emma Dilemma 2 |
Jammers
| Points | Points Per Jam | Plus/Minus | Jam % | Lead % |
| Lexi Con 47 | Foxy Sinatra 4.43 | Lexi Con 20 | Lexi Con 29% | Lexi Con 79% |
Smoke City Betties
Blockers
| Track % (50%+) |
Plus/Minus | Assists | Blocks | Knockdowns |
| Renny Rumble 58% / Platinum Bomb 52% / Tomy Knockers 50% | Tomy Knockers 10 | Renny Rumble 9 | Tomy 13 | Tomy 4 |
Jammers
| Points | Points Per Jam | Plus/Minus | Jam % | Lead % |
| Hailey Copter 46 | Udre 3.38 | Udre 3 | H. Copter 33% / Slaptrick Swayze 33% | Udre 50% / Wolverina 50% |
Chicks Ahoy!
Blockers
| Track % | Plus/Minus | Assists | Blocks | Knockdowns |
| Biggley Smallz 64% / Dyna Hurtcha 60% / Robber Blind 52% / Furious Georgia 52% | R2-Smack-U 16 | Dyna Hurtcha 34 | Biggley Smallz 8 | Biggley Smallz 4 |
Jammers
| Points | Points Per Jam | Plus/Minus | Jam % | Lead % |
| Chevy 64 | Chevy Chase-Her 4.27 | Kookie Doe 3 | Chevy 35% | Chevy 67% |
LEAGUE PENALTY LEADERS
Dyna Hurtcha (left) and Biggley Smallz led the league in track percentage even factoring their penalties. (Photo by Neil Gunner)
| Player (Team) | Minutes |
| 1. Renny Rumble (SCB) | 7 |
| 1. Furious Georgia (CA!) | 7 |
| 2. Mouth of the South (SCB) | 6 |
| 4. Santa Muerte (GGR) | 5 |
| 4. Tushy Galore (SCB) | 5 |
| 4. Tomy Knockers (SCB) | 5 |
| 4. Biggley Smallz (CA!) | 5 |
| 4. Dyna Hurtcha (CA!) | 5 |
*All four of ToRD’s houseleague teams will be in action this Saturday (April 13) in another double header. Check back for a preview on Thursday.
The Derby Nerd 
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