TJRD Goes Public with a Historic Bout at the Hangar

Toronto Junior Roller Derby skaters practice at the Hangar in Downsview Park. (photo by Nancy Jo Cullen)

Knicker Kickers (TJRD) 74 vs. Mad Missfits (New Hampshire) 82

If you stopped by ToRD’s Hangar on any Sunday afternoon this winter, you would have seen a pretty normal scene: A bunch of rollergirls running drills, scrimmaging, a few refs working on calls, refining their knowledge of the rules. It would look like any other scene that has been playing out in derby spaces all across North America (and increasingly, the world). But if you were to get a little closer to the track, you’d see that what you were looking at wasn’t just a normal roller derby practice, and these were not regular skaters. You’d quickly realize that this was a Toronto Junior Roller Derby practice, and what you were looking at was the future of the sport.

Toronto Junior Roller Derby (TJRD) was founded in May 2010, an initiative of long-time rollerderby super fan B.D.I. with a lot of help from her derby-playing mom Lucid Lou (of ToRD’s Death Track Dolls). TJRD is one of only three junior roller derby leagues in Canada (both of the other leagues are in Edmonton), but just the tip of a growing North American trend that is also beginning to see leagues popping up in high schools. The popularity of the league is undeniable as almost 50 skaters are now involved.

The TJRD Knicker Kickers get introduced at their debut bout on May 14, 2011. (Photo by Joe Mac)

Junior roller derby plays a “loco” (low contact) form of the sport based on the WFTDA rule set. The twenty first century brand of roller derby differs most from its earlier counterparts in its accessibility and reputation, two things that have been essential in its perpetuation.  The importance of these junior leagues to the continued success of the sport cannot be downplayed. ToRD’s creation of a farm team, the D-VAS, has already had a profound effect on the level of play in the league  as skaters now are drafted onto teams with ample experience, including with bouting. Once the junior leagues start to graduate skaters into the senior ranks on a regular basis, the entry-level skills and confidence of the players will change in an even bigger way. To put it simply: Competitive derby is about to get a whole lot more competitive.

New Hampshire's Mad Missfits were TJRD's opponents in their debut bout. (photo by Joe Mac)

And this was never more evident than during TJRD’s historic bout this past weekend. On Saturday, May 14, the TJRD Knicker Kickers made their bouting debut against the Mad Missfits from New Hampshire. Not only was it the first junior roller derby bout to be played in eastern Canada, but the first ever cross border junior roller derby bout between Canadian and American clubs. All things considered, the level of play was phenomenal. Solid positional blocking, fast pace lines and even the hints of isolation strategies were in all in play. It was a tight bout early on with senior skaters like Feral Carole (TJRD) and Pearl Slam (Mad Missfits) leading the packs as pivots, while Awesome Sauce and Kamikaze Kupcake jammed for Toronto, with Li’l Trouble and Auti-Mobile leading the offense for the Missfits. Leads were traded back and forth before TJRD’s Seemore Bruises broke the game wide open with a big pick up on a power jam to give her team a 31-24 lead; they would hold on to lead 34-27 at the half.

Differences in age and size didn't seem to make much difference on the track. (photo by Joe Mac)

The importance of roller derby extends far beyond the borders of the track and into the lives of young women. “Roller derby saved some of their lives,” B.D.I. boldly tells me of her teammates, pointing out that it is important for girls to be playing a sport made by girls for girls. Coach Lucid Lou (who coaches the league with Coach Vader, a former ToRD skater, current skater Mouth of the South and referees R’Effin Adora Bell and T-Ref), confirms this, and says that success for these young women has followed them from derby into their social lives and schooling. Lou has been a key part of ToRD’s fresh meat training program over the years, and has seen similar things from the senior skaters as well. “I see the growth in adults too. I’ve seen women come in (to fresh meat) in their 30s, and the transition that happens with them,” she says, “and it’s even more incredible to see that happening in a younger generation, where these girls are having a chance to self-evaluate and grow at a younger age.” The inherent inclusivity of the roller derby community means that junior roller derby provides a safe and celebratory space for all kinds of kids and a space where being oneself is not only allowed, but encouraged (it should be mentioned that boys are involved as well, as referees and anouncers).

TJRD skater Madzilla didn't have any problems playing with or cheering for the Mad Missfits. (photo by Joe Mac)

The pace and athleticism of the skaters improved as the bout went on and everyone got used to skating with each other. Auti-Mobile took over the offense for the Missfits in the second half, showing a great athleticism, leaping lines and juking blockers, helping New Hampshire retake the lead 42-45 five minutes in. The diminutive Miss Fit responded for Toronto, showing no fear against her much larger opponents. The various ages that play together now (out of necessity until the sport grows to the point where ages can be separated), makes for a wide disparity in sizes, but it doesn’t seem to affect the play or the confidence of the skaters. Joan of Argghh was a more than capable pivot for the Kickers, while Biff Break-It took on the stripe for the Missfits. The communal inclusivity at the heart of roller derby was apparent when a handful of Toronto skaters actually played for the short-benched Missfits (including Biff). Two of those skaters, L’il Trouble and Monster Mayhem, said that they didn’t mind. “As long as we get to play!” they both exclaimed on the bench before the game, and they both played hard during it. The bout remained close right through to the end, with neither team capable of maintaining a lead. Eventually, the Mad Missfits held on for the 82-74 victory, but both benches seemed awfully pleased with how things went.

Watching the excitement of the girls on the bench was actually almost as exciting as watching the play on the track. Excuse the cliché, but their enthusiasm was so earnest and so complete that it was infectious and extraordinarily heart warming. They may not all have grasped the larger implications of what they were doing—the reverberations that this would one day have in the larger roller derby community—but they certainly understood one thing clearly, perhaps even more clearly than their big sister skaters in the senior leagues: flat track roller derby is one fun sport.

*TJRD will be heading to Cleveland for a junior tournament at the end of June. For more information about this or about the league, please visit the TJRD website.

* ToRD.TV was on hand to capture the event and you can watch the archive here. TJRD’s Miss Fit (watch here) and Biff Break It (watch here) have served as guest reporters on ToRD.TV. You can also watch ToRD TV’s interview with skater Seemore Bruises (formerly known as Claire De Looney) and derby mom Nancy Jo Cullen.

Gores Betties Matchup Has Big Playoff Implications

The Gore-Gore Rollergirls and the Smoke City Betties will meet on Saturday for the first time this season, and for the Betties, anyway, their season hangs in the balance; the Gores, on the other hand, are guaranteed a playoff spot with their 2-0 record, but a win over the last place Betties would guarantee them that all important bye directly to Battle for the Boot 5.

After struggling through a rebuild in 2010, the Betties staggered out of the gates to kick off 2011, managing only 22 points in the season opener against the Chicks Ahoy!. But defensively, they fared much better than last season. That trend continued in the loss to the Death Track Dolls as well, a considerably improved defensive effort (they gave up over 200 points in all three regular season bouts in 2010), but there were also signs that the offense was finally clicking again as they managed to put up 62 points on the backs of a strong performance from veteran Memphis Kitty (who donned the star for 48% of her team’s jams and recorded 38 points), and a breakout showing from rookie Rug Burn (13 points and a 57% lead percentage). The 62 points marked the first time since the 2009 championship bout that they’d managed to cross the 60 point threshold.

In 2011, the Gore-Gore Rollergirls have continued their mastery over ToRD and have increased their overall winning streak to eleven bouts (dating back to 2008). On top of that, the Gores are coming off of their most successful Beast of the East tournament as well, having finished second (losing in the most dramatic fashion possible) and proving that they are one of the top hometeams in Canada. What was most impressive about the tournament was how the team was capable of kicking their game into another gear when necessary.


Mia Culprit will be a key veteran pivot for the Betties.


After a disorganized bout to start the season, the Betties solidified their lineup for the game against the Dolls. Veterans Mia Culprit and Hot Roller provided the steadying presence that the Betties needed to keep their packs together. Pretty Peeved is also a more-than-capable pivot who was a stand out in the opener against the Chicks. With star pivot Brim Stone shifting to the jammer rotation, a stable of Gores has stepped up to take on the pivoting duties. Everyone from usual pivots Molly Boom and Junkie Jenny to veterans Kandy Barr, Foxy Sinatra, Lady Gagya have taken on the stripe (and Brim jumped back into the role against the Chicks as well). While this inconsistency has not affected them thus far, the stable leadership in the Betties pack could help them keep things together early on to help ride out what will inevitably be a strong start from the explosive Gores (they’ve had trouble with slow starts over the past two season, something that they seemed to compensate for at the BOE).

Gores' packs will be key in helping jammers avoid heavy hitters in the Betties pack.

In the Pack

ToRD rookie BruiseBerry Pie was stripped of the stripe for the second bout of the season after pivoting for much of the first, and it worked to the Betties’ advantage. Bruise has very quickly (and definitively) established herself as a top blocker in this league and letting her loose in the pack (instead of restraining her as pivot) was very effective for the Betties against the Dolls. Pretty Peeved will also be relied upon as veteran counterbalance to the experienced Gore lineup, and rookie Misery Mae has quietly been establishing herself as a key cog in the Betties’ machine. They will face a tough challenge from a very fast and physical Gores’ pack that features devastating physical players like Hurlin Wall and Santa Muerte (who is unfortunately nursing an injury), and positional mavens like Aston Martini and Junkie Jenny. The key for the Betties will be to unnerve the Gores blockers early to keep them from establishing pace and formation dominance.


The Betties will have to contain the Gores' star jammers to have a chance in this one (Bambi is the current jammer stats leader).

One paper, this looks like a massive mismatch. Statistically, no one can match the numbers of ToRD’s top two jammers, Bambi and Dust Bunny.  At present Bambi leads the league in points (122) and points per jam (3.48) while Dust Bunny leads in +/- (+69): neither is ranked lower than third in any major statistical category. But the Gores have had trouble finding a suitable replacement for the retired Lunchbox. Brim Stone has been fantastic in her opportunities, but when push comes to shove (as it did against the Chicks and at the recent Beast of the East) her value in the pack is too great to ignore. The Betties, however, have been steadily putting together a very deep jammer rotation that could form the offensive core for the future of this team. Led by veteran Memphis Kitty (who looked reinvigorated in her bout against the Dolls), the Betties have a group of second-year jammers (titmouse, Tropic Thunder and Platinum Bomb) and a fantastic rookie (Rug Burn) that gives them surprising depth at the position and a varied arsenal to choose from based on the situation that is presented. While they may have the advantage in terms of depth, it remains to be seen if they can match up one-on-one against the Gores top two jammers; to their advantage, look for the Gores to vary their rotation as they continue to try to build their own depth.


The Gores and Betties met twice last year, the first a painful 190 point rout, but the second—a surprisingly competitive semi-final bout that saw the Betties make up almost one hundred points—offered a respectable finish to the season. Although things got off to a rough start this year, things seem to be turning around for the Betties once again, and while a victory may be too monumental an achievement to ask for, a close, competitive bout would send the Betties into the off season on a positive, confidence-building note. The Gores are simply looking to continue building on what has been yet another fantastic season for the defending champs.

And DON’T FORGET! This weekend will mark the debut of Toronto’s first Junior Roller Derby League, as TJRD Knicker Kickers host New Hampshire’s Mad Missfits. This will mark an important event in the history of roller derby in this city. Stay tuned next week for a full junior bout recap!

Doors open at 5:30 PM, with the junior bout kicking off at 6:00pm. The main event kicks off at 7:30 PM. Tickets are available online or at any number of outlets in Toronto.


Gores' Hurlin' Wall 2010 Rookie of the Year.


The 2010 rookie class is arguably the top rookie class so far in ToRD’s brief history. But with the re-emergence of the DVAS as an organized bouting squad of undrafted players and the growing popularity of Toronto Junior Roller Derby, the drafts are only going to get stronger and stronger every season.

That being said, putting together only a single line of rookies was extraordinarily difficult. But here it is, the 2010 All-Nerd Rookie Line:


Pivot: Sail Her Poon (Smoke City Betties)

While no Smoke City Betties made my starting 14, the rookie line—for obvious reasons—is full of Betties. With an overwhelming amount of rookies, the Betties’ first year skaters had no choice but to take on big roles both off and on the track. No skater epitomized this more than Sail Her Poon.

A rookie captain, Sail Her Poon showed comfort and poise on the track well beyond her experience. Skating in 42% of the Betties’ jams this season, Poon  would  spread that playing time across all three positions on the track. Despite being a rookie on an outmatched team, she managed to pick up the first JQ points of her career (finishing top ten in Jam %, points and points per jam). In the end, she split her time in the pack and jamming almost perfectly 50-50. This complete-track awareness is why Poon is wearing the stripe on the Rookie Line.

Blocker: Marmighty (Chicks Ahoy!)


The Gore-Gore Rollergirls’ Hurlin’ Wall was the only rookie to make the Starting 14, so it shouldn’t be any surprise to see her here. A strong positional jammer whose timing got better as the season went on, Hurlin has the athleticism and track sense to be a complete pack player. The sole rookie on the Chicks Ahoy! this year, Marmighty, also makes the cut. Marmighty got a crash course in derby on a Chicks squad loaded with veterans and it showed in her play. Starting off strong positionally, she finished a +/- of+91, and it didn’t take the New Zealand import long to get confident with her physical game either, and finished third

Blocker: Grim Avenger (Betties)

on the Chicks in blocks and fourth in knockdowns; able to muscle her way into prominence on a stacked lineup. Lastly, another member of the Betties’ rookie class, Grim Avenger. From the opening bout (in which she skated 15 of her teams’ 37 jams) Grim was expected to play a big role in the Betties pack: she played up to those expectations. By the final bout of the regular season she was wearing the stripe and leading packs (she would be an integral part of the Betties’ strong playoff performance against the Gores as well).

Jammer: Tropic Thunder (Betties)


ToRD has developed into a tough league to be a rookie jammer in. The most that you can ask for is for her to endure and, hopefully, keep getting up. Tropic Thunder accomplished that and more for the Betties this year. From her breakout performance at the Fresh Meat Scrimmage during last year’s off season to the triple-threat role she played in the opening bout, Tropic Thunder became an integral part of the Betties’ attack by the end of the season and ended up jamming 25% of her teams’ jams on the season. She also led her team in scoring in the Betties’ final two regular season bouts of 2010. She is the third Bettie on this team and one of many who form the solid foundation for the Betties’ future.

Recap the The All-Nerd Starting 14 here.

Upcoming: Saturday, final post of 2010. A few favourite photos and off-track highlights.